mandag 1. november 2010

Forever Alone.

Girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, over the phone, after not talking to me for 3 weeks. Apparently she couldn't see us together 2 year from now. So anyhow she's going on a date today, which makes her part of the statistic of exes who have left me after finding someone new (currently at 100%).

So now I'm friendles, girlfriendles, and jobless. More importantly the new Dexter is out and I'm really looking forward to seeing it.

torsdag 28. oktober 2010

tirsdag 26. oktober 2010

WItches in music

Halloween week coming up, so here's one-song-a-day of witches who should probably be burnt.

Monday . IWrestledABearOnce - Ulrich Firelord: Breaker of Mountains

Tuesday . Diablo Swing Orchestra - Bedlam Sticks

Wednesday . District 97 - I Can't Take You With Me

Thursday . Björk - Triumph of a Heart

Friday . Deerhoof - The Perfect Me

Saturday . Pin Up Went Down - Essence of I

Sunday . Akphaezya - Reflections

Witches, they burn like marshmallows, are on spotify. Lemmeknowwhatyouthink and if you have anything you'd like me to review, spit it out.

søndag 24. oktober 2010

iPoet

This
Hellish
Environment
Grinds
Appart
My
Enjoyment.

Communicate, because I'm a communist.

How to communicate better.

1. Keep your eyes clean. Eye contact is key when communicating. Unibrow? you should consider nipping the middle, or even consult a specialist for laser removal. Messy eyebrows, or too defined eyebrows are both distractions for a beautiful naturally pleasing look.

Use cold coffee to remove baggy eyes. Just put some coffee on your bags and they should go right down.

2. Keep your skin clean. Again, it's important to keep a refreshing look going.

3. If you feel like moving your hands, do, but if you can't handle it, don't even try. Nothing is worse than gestures that don't go with your words, it makes you look insecure, as if you're trying too hard or trying to scratch a nervous itch.

4. Listen to Pink Floyd. If you don't like it, you can get out.