mandag 1. november 2010

Forever Alone.

Girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, over the phone, after not talking to me for 3 weeks. Apparently she couldn't see us together 2 year from now. So anyhow she's going on a date today, which makes her part of the statistic of exes who have left me after finding someone new (currently at 100%).

So now I'm friendles, girlfriendles, and jobless. More importantly the new Dexter is out and I'm really looking forward to seeing it.

torsdag 28. oktober 2010

tirsdag 26. oktober 2010

WItches in music

Halloween week coming up, so here's one-song-a-day of witches who should probably be burnt.

Monday . IWrestledABearOnce - Ulrich Firelord: Breaker of Mountains

Tuesday . Diablo Swing Orchestra - Bedlam Sticks

Wednesday . District 97 - I Can't Take You With Me

Thursday . Björk - Triumph of a Heart

Friday . Deerhoof - The Perfect Me

Saturday . Pin Up Went Down - Essence of I

Sunday . Akphaezya - Reflections

Witches, they burn like marshmallows, are on spotify. Lemmeknowwhatyouthink and if you have anything you'd like me to review, spit it out.

søndag 24. oktober 2010



Communicate, because I'm a communist.

How to communicate better.

1. Keep your eyes clean. Eye contact is key when communicating. Unibrow? you should consider nipping the middle, or even consult a specialist for laser removal. Messy eyebrows, or too defined eyebrows are both distractions for a beautiful naturally pleasing look.

Use cold coffee to remove baggy eyes. Just put some coffee on your bags and they should go right down.

2. Keep your skin clean. Again, it's important to keep a refreshing look going.

3. If you feel like moving your hands, do, but if you can't handle it, don't even try. Nothing is worse than gestures that don't go with your words, it makes you look insecure, as if you're trying too hard or trying to scratch a nervous itch.

4. Listen to Pink Floyd. If you don't like it, you can get out.

fredag 22. oktober 2010

I'm sick of all you haters.

Justin Bieber makes music, wether you like it or not. He makes his own music and it sells well to the same people who vote against gay marriage. Why do people call him a homosexual? That is sick, he is a boy, he would't smoke another guys pipe, that's for girls and fags.

Wether you like it or not he's here to stay, he got his helmet going in case he crashes. He'll bounce right back.

He's talented. If you're a deaf fucker, that is. To be honest popular music is about what appeals to the young generation at the time. And to be honest, if this is the shit americans have to put up with, I am confuss. I'm happy he isn't really heard about much in my part of Europe, at least there's that.

Myself, I'll go listen to some Ex Models. They're groovy, crunchy, noisy and catchy. PS: They're on Spotify.


onsdag 20. oktober 2010

So I was trolling this magnet yesterday

A magnet was drunk driving and smashed her car into a tree. She died.
Naturally when I heard about this I thought "Oh damn!" but then I learnt that she was a juggalo and I was like "lol". Does this make me a bad person?

To add to this I went to her facebook and was like "Lul u done died foo!" and argued with someone else who didn't even know her, but who was showing her a lot of support.

While I admit to be a bad person, I insist that people pretending to have cared when that person was alive are the scum of the earth. You can't get more false then that. If I decided to off myself, for instance, only to have everyone who didn't care about me when I was alive fake care about me then, I'd be pissed, and in the realistic scenario of a zombie apocalypse I'd probably go for those fake caring people first. Probably.

I know this isn't a musical rant which will be the focus on this blog, but I just had to let it out. Stay tuned!

lørdag 16. oktober 2010

Someone told me that Internet Explorer is a good browser. Wat do?

Aww hell no. As far as I am concerned, only people like John use Internet Explorer.

As far as I am concerned, if you're not using Google Chrome, Safari, Opera or Firefox, you're internetin' the wrong way.

I trolled a wolf today, shit was so cash.

AIDS Wolf? AIDS Wolf.

This band is pretty cash, and their new album recently came out on Spotify. As a huge fan I naturally already had me a listen.
AIDS Wolf – March to the Sea

This is noicerock at its outmost quality. It sounds like Deikitsen Wolfram Lupus' zombie has come back from the graves to yell about his pain through that wrecked vocal chord of his which he got from hanging himself with his own leash. It sounds like babies fighting against each others with chainsaws.
You know that Susan Boil? Hell yes, AIDS Wolf sound like how she'd sound like if she was being eaten by a guitar playing shark!

The band is an artistic clash ecstasy of to me, but this is not for everyone, nor for every mood. This is noise. It's not brutal, it's not prog, it does not contain any melodic elements. It's pure noise, mixed with orgasms. noisegasm?

I hope you love it.
AIDS Wolf - Chinese Roulette

- MusicalGonzo

Get Spotify

Spotify? Spotify. It has well over 9000 artists to explore and stream for free.

If you don't have it, you're not even

Get it here!
Spotify Get. Sucks for you Americans, Europe is so cash.
I'm not even going to add anything more to this post.